I was cruising around Burrp, an Indian version of Yelp, and found a nearby event called “Beer and BBQ Festival.”  What American doesn’t like beer and bbq?  So I clicked on it and stumbled upon this description:

‎Beer & BBQ Festival Euro Asian style at Fat Cat Kitchen & Bar. Choose from salad, smoked tofu, broccoli & shitake mushroom, plum cured chicken drumstick, citrus sova Tiger prawns and more.

When I clicked on “Beer & BBQ Festival” I was picturing something more like… PBR and ribs. Hahahaha

If there were more meat-eating, beer-loving people here, I would open up a proper American-style restaurant and show India how a real BBQ is done – 4TH OF JULY STYLE.

Fat Cat's idea of BBQ

My idea of a Beer & BBQ Festival

Clearly this place is too fancy for me. Soo… ladies night at Firangi Paani’s it is!