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ZOMG.  LIFE-SIZE.

The Motherfucking Pterodactyl – The Oatmeal

7 Reasons to Keep Your Tyrannosaur OFF Crack Cocaine – The Oatmeal

Things camping brought to my attention:

1)  I wish I could pee standing up.
2)  What the fuck is a shandy?
3)  I did not know raccoons could make that sound.

I just found the most fantastic ringtone EVER.

best 24 ringtone on the PLANET.

I have the attention span of a small rodent.

That is all.

I hope all this shit fits in my van.